Dear Old Love: Keeping My Copy

dearoldlove:

Remember that night? We made a promise to each other that if we were both single when you got to 40, we’d get married. We wrote our own silly little contracts, signed them, decorated them with cute pictures and bright colors, and sealed both with a kiss. They matched perfectly.

We agreed that…

HAHAHA why not?

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jctrappedinthemind:

LOOOL

And they expect us to hide under the desks for safety during earthquakes?

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scottyoshimoto:

thedopeninja:

basedgodrex:

stussyking:

jonisyellow:

misscoffin:

Holy shit!

Why didn’t the two cars have their emergency lights on, why did they not move to the side of the road, why did both of the cars that hit the people not pay attention, why do we give licenses to people who don’t deserve them. Why why why?…because America.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK…

holy shit

what if he landed standing up

how/why was this even recorded?!

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mistuhron:

Wa Da Fak?

Seriously whAT?

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fuckyeahtattoos:

I got this tattoo mainly because I just love Disney. The lion king is actually my favorite movie of all time. My family loves Disney as well and almost every year we go to Disney World at least once. Overall I’ve been to Disney World and Disney Land combined probably over 25 times. I’ve seen most Disney films. This tattoo represents my childhood and my passion for an amazing company that creates children’s stories with adult messages.

For Ron